So this is for all the single ladies on campus. Valentine’s Day is probably your least favorite holiday of the year because you are constantly reminded that you are single. Romantic comedies are playing nonstop on network channels,and love songs dominate the radio. Hallmark commercials are telling you to buy that special person a romantic card, and some jewelry company advertises heart shaped diamond necklaces.
So you hate Valentines Day and you’re wondering how you will survive this holiday alone. But there are plenty of ways to cope with the solo blues.
Firstly, you are not alone. It’s likely that you have plenty of single friends who hate Valentine’s Day as much as you do.
Why not get all of your single friends together and have a party? Eat some chocolate, drink Shirley Temples and listen to Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies;” chocolate and Beyoncé are a solution to a surprising number of problems. If Beyoncé does not quite cut it, throw a heart shaped piñata into the mix; you’ll feel better.
Secondly, Valentine’s Day is just another holiday that allows businesses to make money; that is really all it is. Card, candy and jewelry companies are lining their pockets ever February, and restaurants are raking in the dough.
So think about it this way: by being single, you are refusing to fall victim to the corporate scheme. On the contrary, you’ll be dancing and singing to “Single Ladies” and holding onto your cash.
Lastly, being single is not the worst thing in the world, especially in college. There is so much to focus on: academics, extra curricula, resume-building, pursuing friendships, all of these activities deserve your attention.
Specifically for you senior girls, as you apply for jobs, you do not have to worry about accommodating both a career path and a boyfriend. If you’re single, you can move to California without worrying if you’re leaving anything behind.
Being single allows for you to think about yourself first, which is necessary at this point in your life. Maybe once you land your dream job, you’ll meet a man who is actually worth your attention. So until you meet that man, do not stress about living the single life.
So this Valentine’s season, proudly claim your single status with the rest of your single friends. Eat as much chocolate as your stomach can handle, sip on delicious Shirley Temples, and blast “Single Ladies.” Get your heels and dance moves ready.
If you see any other single girls walking around campus looking down, invite them to your party. The more girls the better, so after “Single Ladies” you can put on “Run the World (Girls)” and scare all of the boys on campus.
Best,
Some Girl